Subway Man

Funny thing happend to me on the subway yesterday afternoon that I forgot to talk about in my last post.

So I was sitting on the 2 train late yesterday afternoon and that shit was packed! Anyways, I was playing tetris on my phone minding my own business and when I looked up this random crotch was literally 2 inches from my face. LITERALLY!

Like <-----------------------------this-------------------------------> much

So of course I attempted to move back but I had my backpack on and I couldnt get back any futher in my seat. Also, there was no way for me to slip it off as there were people sitting directly to the left and right of me. Anyways, I decided to suck it up and just deal with it...I mean it this is the reality of riding the subway in a crowded city like New York.

So I put my head down and went back to playing tetris. Next thing I know I feel something on the top of my head. LOL! Naturally I look up at the guy (who by the way was about in his mid-30's and actually really quite attractive) and he looks down and apolgises for "bumping" into me.

Now this would be a non-story if it were not for the fact that he was full out smirking while he said this. Wouldn't you be kinda embarrassed if you seemingly dropped your cock on some strangers head while in the subway? I know I would! But noooo not this guy....he just continued to smirk.

When he turned around to get off at his next stop I noticed this briefcase......


Now I am not gonna jump the gun and say what I *think* might have happened to me....please draw your own conclusions.