WhoooHoooo!

I'm graduating in 4 hours....whooohoooo!

I cannot believe 2 years just flew by like that. It is all kinds of amazing!

Next on the agenda for life: Finding a good job!!!!!!!!!!*

*easier said than done, right?

Oh Lawd.....

Fuckin' Gorgeous!

I cannot deal....brb, fanning myself.....

Star Trek Was The Shit!!

I saw it opening weekend and I was blown the fuck away. JJ Abrams really did an amazing job. I also loved the fact that you really didn't have to be a Trekkie to enjoy the film (although if I am being honest, I was kinda one myself growing up).

LOL!

Can we also discuss how ST had the seemingly hottest cast EVER ASSEMBLED?

I mean I left the theater wanting to bone like......every guy in the damn movie. LOL!

T-minus......

OMG I just checked my calendar and I cannot believe I am going to have my masters in a month!!!!!!



This is crazy!!!!!

If you'll excuse me, I have to finish up these final papers and projects. Ugh........

Please Heed This Warning......

If you ever take any piece of advice from this blog please take this one.....

WATCHMEN IS HOT HOT GARBAGE

BASURRRRAAAA!

Do you hear me? It is 3 hours of your life that you'll NEVER EVER GET BACK!

The End

What's Not Okay....

Question:

When has it ever been appropriate to shave one's balls over the toilet and then just leave the public hair there on the seat?



Not cool bro, not cool.....

When I Woke Up This Morning.....

I promised myself that I WOULD NOT CRY!

I Failed.

I really lost it when I got on the phone with my grandma.....

She really couldn't keep it together. At 82, she said she'd never ever believed that she would live to see the day when something like this could happen.

Isn't this something?

I Love Her!

Catherine Tate is like the funniest chick out right now.

If you don't know who she is you've gotta get on YouTube and watch her videos. This bitch is hysterical!

She reminds me of this chick who lived in my dorm building when I studied abroad in London. Her name was Sophie and she was the roughest, most unfeminine, Cockney accented chick I've ever run into. Seriously, she was like a rough and tumble man...LOL!

I swear.....trying to understand what the fuck she was saying was like deciphering a foreign language!

AIN'T IT 'THO?!?!?!



HILARIOUS!!!



OMG, this one is SO OFFENSIVE but it is absolutely hilarious!!!!

This Is Getting Kinda Old No?

If you didn't watch the game, tonight we beat the Sooners for the BCS Title.....



2 National Championships in 3 years?

Actually 4 National Championships in 3 years if you count the 2 basketball championships in 06 & 07....

I'm getting kinda tired of winning everything to be quite honest.....

LMFAO...JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!

But really, the game was a nail-biter. Scoreless 1st quarter...Tebow got intercepted twice.....Oklahoma's defense actually showed up for real tonight....I was shitting in my pants most of the way through...

We pulled it out though, and I'm super happy how everything transpired. It was a really great game.

ITS GREAT TO BE A FLORIDA GATOR!!!!

(Now I can go to bed and nurse my voice....I'm gonna be so hoarse tomorrow)