I just received the craziest email from one of my friends!
Did you guys hear about this?!?!?!
Apparently some German researcher has invented a spray-on condom.....
As I understand it, you stick your dick into a chamber, then press a button and a pump squirts out liquid latex through some nozzles onto your lil' buddy in about 20 seconds. If 20 seconds seems like a long time to wait the good news is that this guy, Jan Vinzenz Krause, is working on shortening the drying time to about 10 seconds.
So how does this condom come off ? Apparently, (hopefully) the rubber dries on quickly after it is sprayed on and is then ready to use. When no longer in use the spray-on condom can be easily rolled off and thrown away just like a regular condom.
Im sorry, but I don't trust this shit ONE BIT! Who is gonna test this out?
Show of hands...........no one?
I'll tell you what, it most definitely will not be me. Call me old fashioned, but I don't want anything painted on Lil' K. Plus, where is the cum supposed to go?
This seems like such a bad idea....I mean who asked for this?
And how big of a dumbass are u gonna look like in the bedroom with a huge penis pump, spray-on canister looking thing on your cock? That would most certainly kill the mood....no?
The Woman Fired During Her Maternity Leave
33 minutes ago