Now I Am All FLUSTERED!!!!

O-M-G

This Lil' German.....

Let me just say, I still don't believe this is happening to me in real life. Never in my life did I think that I would have a guy pursuing me. And not just a regular, run of the mill kinda guy either....a HOT, WILD one.

How wild you ask?

I just got off the phone with him not more than 40 minutes ago and I am sitting here in front of my term paper totally flustered.

I can't concentrate.....

He just all but ORDERED me to come over to his house and fuck him!

Gentlemen...I shit you not!

Here is the convo, VIVIDLY EMBLAZONED IN MY MIND....

Me: Hey buddy hows it going?
German Boy: Fine, fine...what are you doing?
Me: Still working on my paper...
German Boy: BOOOOO, I'm coming back from the bar with some friends {hear laughter and commotion in the background}
Me: Oh cool
German Boy: So when am I gonna see you?
Me: Ummm well like I said...I've got a lot of work to do but after this weekend I am done with school
German Boy: So will I see you on Saturday?
Me: Well yea....I said I would make time for you on Saturday (we talked earlier today on the phone)
German Boy: What if I wanna see you now?
Me: Hahaha...well you can't because I am working
German Boy: I really want to see you
Me: I want to see you too buddy, I wish we could have hung out some more Friday night.....you still owe me that dance
German Boy: hhhmmmhmm, yes I do!
Me: You do
German Boy: So is that all we are gonna do when I see you again? {rising intonation}

Now at this point... you just know that your boy K is sitting up REAL STRAIGHT in his chair....because I just know what is about to come up next....

Me: What do you mean? <---me being coy LOL!
German Boy: Hahaha.....I don't think you are ready for me buddy...
Me: EXCUSE ME?
German Boy: LOL....I'm kinda drunk right now
Me: I can kinda tell....HAHA!
German Boy: {lowers voice} I want you to fuck me
Me: ................................
German Boy: Did you hear me? I am horny, and I want you to come over and fuck me now {still whispering}
Me: {gulp} Ummmm, haha......you serious?
German Boy: I am horny now....come to my place, ill be home in five minutes.
Me: Ummm Bro, you realize that you are like 50 miles away right?
German Boy: HAHAHA! I'm worth it.



Me: You want me to go all the way to Long Island? You must be crazy....I told you I am working
German Boy: {pouts}
Me: Don't be like that
German Boy: When am I gonna see you again?
Me: I already said that I would see you on Saturday...isn't that ok?
German Boy: Arrrrrgghh
Me: What?
German Boy: What am I supposed to do until then? Masturbate?!?!?!
Me: {drops phone} Ummm, come again please?
German Boy: Am I supposed to just jack off or something til you're ready? {giggles}
Me: You cannot be serious with me right now {laughs}
German Boy: I AM.....I'M HORNY...come over and fuck me...
Me: I can't now but we will meet up on the weekend....or maybe even next week. By then I will be totally finished with classes and you can have me all to yourself.
German Boy: Can I ask you a question?
Me: Sure...shoot
German Boy: Are you active or passive?



German Boy: KKKKK?!?! Answer!
Me: Uhhh....I don't really know...I suppose it is whatever....but with you let's say I am gonna be very active
German Boy: HAHA...good....thought so
Me: What's that 'pose to mean?
German Boy: Oh man......I'm gonna wear you out...you better be ready
Me: My goodness child....what's wrong with you?
German Boy: I hope you can keep up...cuz I'm gonna make you fuck me deep....



German Boy: You ready for it?
Me: I thought so previously.....but now I am scared LOLOL!
German Boy: HAHA....I love your voice.
Me: Uh....thanks
German Boy: {whispers} I want to hear it in my ear when you fuck me.
Me: Oh wow!
German Boy: Yea....get used to saying that....you will be saying that alot
Me: ......................
German Boy: I'm telling you.....you're not ready for me.....start preparing from now!
Me: Apparently I am not....gonna have to hit up some stretching or yoga or something
German Boy: Hehehe {hears cracking up in the background}
Me: Who is that?
German Boy: It is my friend Helga (not her real name, but they are all German so I feel that this is appropriate...LOL)
Me: Oh
German Boy: Here.....talk to her {gives her the phone}
Me: Hey.....what's up?
Helga: ___________ is drunk, forgive him.
Me: LOL...no it is all good....I think he is hilarious
Helga: He is....and he is really cute.
Me: I know this too!
Helga: LOL....so yea.....don't take anything he is saying right now to heart
Me: Oh no...don't worry....I am not.
Helga: Alright...good....I'm giving him the phone
Me: Nice talkin to y...... {gets cut off}
German Boy: That is my friend, she takes care of me
Me: Apparently she is doing smashing good job of it tonight
German Boy: Yes she is! (the sarcasm was lost on him....poor lil guy)
Me: Ok....so I will definitely see you this weekend or next week...mmkay?
German Boy: Ya...I've gotta go now too.....we better or else!
Me: What did we talk about earlier today?
German Boy: {sighs and recites what I said} "If you say you are gonna do something, then you will do it"
Me: Good
German Boy: So we will fuck then yes?
Me: HAHAHA, you are incredible!
German Boy: You'll see, you'll see......don't touch yourself this weekend
Me: Come again?
German Boy: Save up all your juices for me!
Me: ..................................
German Boy: {guffaws} I'll call you tomorrow...bye!
Me: {shakes head} Cya....

So, maybe I am NOT ready for him, I'm kinda scared. LMAO!