Please Heed This Warning......

If you ever take any piece of advice from this blog please take this one.....

WATCHMEN IS HOT HOT GARBAGE

BASURRRRAAAA!

Do you hear me? It is 3 hours of your life that you'll NEVER EVER GET BACK!

The End

What's Not Okay....

Question:

When has it ever been appropriate to shave one's balls over the toilet and then just leave the public hair there on the seat?



Not cool bro, not cool.....

When I Woke Up This Morning.....

I promised myself that I WOULD NOT CRY!

I Failed.

I really lost it when I got on the phone with my grandma.....

She really couldn't keep it together. At 82, she said she'd never ever believed that she would live to see the day when something like this could happen.

Isn't this something?

I Love Her!

Catherine Tate is like the funniest chick out right now.

If you don't know who she is you've gotta get on YouTube and watch her videos. This bitch is hysterical!

She reminds me of this chick who lived in my dorm building when I studied abroad in London. Her name was Sophie and she was the roughest, most unfeminine, Cockney accented chick I've ever run into. Seriously, she was like a rough and tumble man...LOL!

I swear.....trying to understand what the fuck she was saying was like deciphering a foreign language!

AIN'T IT 'THO?!?!?!



HILARIOUS!!!



OMG, this one is SO OFFENSIVE but it is absolutely hilarious!!!!

This Is Getting Kinda Old No?

If you didn't watch the game, tonight we beat the Sooners for the BCS Title.....



2 National Championships in 3 years?

Actually 4 National Championships in 3 years if you count the 2 basketball championships in 06 & 07....

I'm getting kinda tired of winning everything to be quite honest.....

LMFAO...JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!

But really, the game was a nail-biter. Scoreless 1st quarter...Tebow got intercepted twice.....Oklahoma's defense actually showed up for real tonight....I was shitting in my pants most of the way through...

We pulled it out though, and I'm super happy how everything transpired. It was a really great game.

ITS GREAT TO BE A FLORIDA GATOR!!!!

(Now I can go to bed and nurse my voice....I'm gonna be so hoarse tomorrow)

Happy Holidays!!!!

It's that time of year!!!!

I am currently packing for Jamaica. I am leaving tomorrow to meet my parents....who are already down there.

We decided to mix it up this year...so I'll be spending Christmas down there this year with them and some assorted uncles/aunts/cousins etc etc etc.....

Anyway I will be back for New Years as JR is coming to spend some time in the city. I haven't seen him since Spring Break in March so it'll be fun to celebrate the new year with an old friend.

I hope everyone has a great holiday season!

IT'S GREAT TO BE A FLOOORRIIDDDAAA GATOR!!!!

Say hello to the 2008 SEC Champions (and future National Champions in less than a month)

I'm so excited! The BCS Championship game is going to be in Miami this year and that really bodes well for us! We are playing great, we fucked up Alabama this evening WITHOUT Percy Harvin so god help whoever plays us in that title game when we're all healthy.

Tebow might even get the Heisman again this year. That boy is a BEAST and he is playing ridiculously well!



GO GATORS!!!!

**EDIT**

So it looks like we are playing Oklahoma in the title game. Boys, this is going to be a game to watch....it's gonna be WILD. I mean, two insane offenses....there are def going to be fireworks. Honestly, I would have much preferred to play Texas as I think we would have an easier time with them but I think we'll be alright on the 8th. Dan, I hope y'all are coming prepared because if you're not a Gator...your GATOR BAIT!